Jonesy buy a donkey from Ramsingh, a old farmer pardner, for $300. Ramsingh agree to deliver the donkey the next day.
Next day, Ramsingh drive up and said, "Sorry Jonesy but I have some bad news. The donkey dead.''"Well gie me back meh money,'' said Jonesy."Worse news boy, I went and spen it already.''"OK, then. Just unload the donkey.''"Wha yuh go do wid him?'' asked Ramsingh."You doh worry, I go raffle him.''"You cyar raffle a dead donkey. Yuh mad or what!''"Who say so...you makin joke. Watch me. I ent tellin nobody he dead,'' said Jonesy.A month later Ramsingh bounce up Jonesy in the market."Jonesy, wha happen with yuh dead donkey boy?''Jonesy replied, "Ah raffle him off nuh. Ah sell 500 tickets at five dollars and ah rake in $2,500.''"Nobody eh make noise?''"Only de fella who win. So ah gie him back he five dollars!''