today madman got an opportunity to speak in a family get together, so ah sit down near d back gate and ah listening he saying "In d middle of d day one nite, 2 dead man get up to fite, back to back they face each other and drew their swords to shoot 1 another, ah deaf police hear d noise and come to arresst d 2 dead boys, ah paralyze donkey was passin an kick 1 of in he left right eye, he told every body admission is free, pay by d door, seats inside sit on d floor, coz ah fell from pit to balcony an broke meh chest bone in meh knee. then continues to say theres lots of plate and no food and if yuh haven't eaten come an be eaten". plz dont let any mad man speak at ur function ok!!!