Women Jokes?

[LadyDeath]

Well i found these in a "sister" email..no offences on u guys lol

Question:
What is the difference between men and puppies?
Answer:
Puppies grow up.


Question:
Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
Answer:
Because they are...


Question:
What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer:
Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them
forever.



Question:
If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one
would hit the ground first?
Answer:
Who cares?????


Question:
What did God say after he created man?
Answer:
I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.


Question:
What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
Answer:
I don't know, I've never seen either.


Question:
What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
Answer:
i) no mind ii) no business


Question:
Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
Answer:!
Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.

Question:
What is the difference between men and pigs?
Answer:
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...


Question:
What makes men chase women they have no intention of
marrying?
Answer:
The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
intention of driving.

Question:
What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
Answer:
Exchange him!!


Question:
Why do men like smart women?
Answer:
Opposites attract.

 

[admin]

WTf lol karina i hope you not trowing that at me lol

 

[RauCous]

This sad if any girl say this bout me I would cry... unless i think up some good comebacks lol.. but yeah i might cry.

 

[admin]

Dude girls does always feel they right and when you try to say something your the wrong one lol

 

[silver_psycho]

0h that is just cold

 

[RauCous]

You know... sweet and loving my foot.. girls are heartless... *grumble* steups..

 

[LadyDeath]

muhahahahah *does the Dr. Evil grins* well face it its reality

 

[LadyDeath]

muhahahahah *does the Dr. Evil grins* well face it its reality

 

[RauCous]

huh how de hell admin does survive lol

 

[silver_psycho]

i have no idea i guess he sleeps with a shot gun under his covers for protection HA HA HA HA HA

 

[CaptainLuffy]

the last one is kind of true about women

 

[cjunkie13]

all of those r a blow 2 da male ego...but i gotta admit...theyre hilarious...

 

[LadyDeath]

i know eh ...i will post up some more when i get them

 

[silver_psycho]

*Sigh* so you gonna diss us some more eh