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I, P request a Raise in Salary for the Following Reasons :
* I do physical labor
* I work at great depth
* I plunge head first into everything I do
* I do not get weekends or public holidays off
* I work in damp environment
* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
* I work in high temperatures
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
P. Niss
The Response ::
Dear P. Niss,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised; the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
* You do not work 8 hours straight
* U fall asleep after brief work periods
* You do not always follow the orders of the Management team
* U do not stay in ur designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
* U do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start work.
* U leave the work place rather messy at the end of your shift.
* U dont always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
* U will retire well before you are 65
* U are unable to work double shifts
* U sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed assigned tasks.
And if that were not all, u have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying
two suspicious - looking bags.......
Sincerely,
V. Gina
* I do physical labor
* I work at great depth
* I plunge head first into everything I do
* I do not get weekends or public holidays off
* I work in damp environment
* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
* I work in high temperatures
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
P. Niss
The Response ::
Dear P. Niss,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised; the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
* You do not work 8 hours straight
* U fall asleep after brief work periods
* You do not always follow the orders of the Management team
* U do not stay in ur designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
* U do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start work.
* U leave the work place rather messy at the end of your shift.
* U dont always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
* U will retire well before you are 65
* U are unable to work double shifts
* U sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed assigned tasks.
And if that were not all, u have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying
two suspicious - looking bags.......
Sincerely,
V. Gina
