Some Cheesy Chat-Up Lines!

[admin]

Hey everyone,
If you have any cheesy chat-up lines please do share!

I have a few to share with you...

I am good at Mah, U + I = 69
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

LoLoL!!

So ca mon and shareeeeeeeee

Or has someone tried to pick you up on a cheesy chat up line?

 

[candyann]

did it hurt? ..........when you fell from heaven,

 

[kingfish]

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!

 

[LadyDeath]

heard that one already ...

Read these

My brother says I'm lot like a rat that always pushes the food button, but I love to push your pleasure button

Whatcha Say, we go for a ride and I take you out on the town and make you feel like a woman

I don't mean to brag or anything, but I'm Batman! I have a remote and I know just what buttons to push to turn you on sweetheart

I know your from Wisconsin sugar, but you should move to Tennessee cause your the Only Ten I See

You are like a dictionary you bring meaning to my life

Want to see my hard drive it ain't 3 to 5 inches and it ain't floppy either

 

[switchgurl]

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!

Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.

 

[admin]

You must be a general, cause my privates just snapped to attention!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
Wanna ring in the new year with a bang?

 

[Wyspa]

Some local ones:

Out of all my sugar, you're my granulated.
Out of all my biscuits, you're my crix, my vital supply.
Oh gosh gyal, i knead yuh like flour.

 

[Vickie]

oh gosh girl call the doctor because you so sweet you gave me diabetes lol

 

[TFM]

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

 

[LadyDeath]

You Must be an alien because your body is out of this world LMAO