pick up lines!!!

[mrkinky]

so ullyuh bussin a lime....or doin ullyuh ting goin to class or work wuhever....all of ah sudden sumbody walk up to yuh and is lyrics....
wuh is teh dumbest pick up line ullyuh ever get or give a man/woman?

a girl walk up to me and ask me if i was a police,soldier, coast guard...and den wuhs meh number :ugeek:
wuhs ullyuh stories?

 

[RauCous]

The people i does lime with doesn be frontin with pick up lines... we jus dont need em. lol. But a good example of a lame one is askin if the person lost their keys or something.. easy way to interrupt coversation.

 

[EmpireKing]

CORNIEST:
Girl you so great you make me feel like cheeze.



BEST:
Girl you so pretty you make me feel to cut myself....I actually used that and it workd

 

[lantern]

Hmmm,a girl walked up to me and said "You look like a good f*ck"! In my mind I was like WTF!!!!!

 

[mrkinky]

Hmmm,a girl walked up to me and said "You look like a good f*ck"! In my mind I was like WTF!!!!!

where dat happen ???i goin dey as and stand up as soon as i find out !!!!!
:geek:

 

[-Kevin-]

I Was In Side Pockets In Chaguanas And This Gyal Walk Up To Me And Grab My Carib From My Hand And Start Drinkin It.. LOL!.. After Than She Say "Leh We Go Dance"..

 

[LadyDeath]

Someone a time walked up to me and said "Girl you so sweet u wud give me diabetes" i was like huh

 

[RauCous]

Well i dont know what this is but once i went anime city and this girl asked if she could bite me. I'm serious! I cant recall what happened next... :|
Apparently girls do bite.

 

[mazda machine]

once she eh bite u and u dont contract anything,u shud b safe.
lols

 

[RealSweet]

well i does get alot of crazy lines.... but the most freakishly 1 was a fella came up to me in the mall and ask if he could suck me toes lol

 

[RauCous]

Hmmm i wonder why... um.. at least he didn't bite you.

 

[mazda machine]

hmmm.dat one rel weird dey RealSweet.
jus be thankful he asked first lols.

 

[RealSweet]

lol yeah well that was jus 1 out of many strange lines

 

[mrkinky]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ah wuh dead here yes!!!!!

anybody ever get 'am excuse me....by chance u have any indian or negro in u???' if u reply no the person or fella reply 'yuh wnat more or some'?

 

[RealSweet]

ha i get that alot of times!!!!!!!!!! lets see today someone told me i have something missing so i asked wat and he replied wings cause you are an angle, then ppl tell him he theif lines from a vagrant !!! lmao :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: you men are not easyyyyyyyyyyyy

 

[mrkinky]

ahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahah wen i was in tthti a lecturer asked a girl if her father worked at kodak....wen the girl said no y did u ask....teh lecturer told her find she was well developed...
well he got fired immediately....kickin screamin and cussin in french he was escorted by security off compound LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[EmpireKing]

Well i dont know what this is but once i went anime city and this girl asked if she could bite me. I'm serious! I cant recall what happened next... :|
Apparently girls do bite.

moving anime City nex month or wah????? i wah meet dat girl

 

[EmpireKing]

well i does get alot of crazy lines.... but the most freakishly 1 was a fella came up to me in the mall and ask if he could suck me toes lol

probably cuz yuh real sweet

 

[RealSweet]

I went to a cooking with one of my friends and i realise for about two hours a fella was looking at me (he was really drunk) and then he came up to me and said If you were a duck and I were a moose, and we had sex, we'd make a duckmoose,so i watched him like wdh then he continued... and it would sound like this ....and he made the weirdest sound i eva heard and spit came flying out of his mouth, i could help but laugh !!!!lmao :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[-Kevin-]

well i does get alot of crazy lines.... but the most freakishly 1 was a fella came up to me in the mall and ask if he could suck me toes lol

Yuck..I Know They Say You Could Tell A Woman's Personality By Her Feet But Erm.. This Is Ridiculous .. LOL!