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KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS…!!!
A teacher asks her second grade students:
"Nadiem, if you were on a date - having dinner with a nice young
lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
HE answers, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded
by saying, "That would be rude and impolite."
What about you Waldo, how would you say it?" He says, "I am sorry,
but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom
at the dinner table."
"And you, little Thabang, can you use your brain for once and show
us your good manners?"
"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for
a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom
I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."
The teacher fainted!!!
A teacher asks her second grade students:
"Nadiem, if you were on a date - having dinner with a nice young
lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
HE answers, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded
by saying, "That would be rude and impolite."
What about you Waldo, how would you say it?" He says, "I am sorry,
but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom
at the dinner table."
"And you, little Thabang, can you use your brain for once and show
us your good manners?"
"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for
a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom
I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."
The teacher fainted!!!
