If God Slapped You?

[RauCous]

If the christain God or Whoever you belive in appeared suddenly and slapped you what would you do?
Why would he\they have to slap you?
lol.

 

[EmpireKing]

I wud take it.......it would probably be cuz i jus fart kinda loud

 

[aaronb27]

i wud slap him back harder. Why, cuz i dont believe in god so to me he wud look lik a normal person dressed up lik god.lol

 

[RauCous]

^ lol.
I'd slap him back cuz by slapping me he'd be admitting that slapping people is acceptable behaviour. Seriously if God does it why cant I?
Of course that will happen after i stop crying lol.

 

[Devil Child]

Lol Well i dont tink God wud do dat but if he did he prob hv ah gd reason 2

 

[LadyDeath]

Yeah probably to tell you "Aye u need a good slap cuz u're going the wrong way in life "

 

[roshan01]

i wudda pull meh 3line

 

[RauCous]

lol. But would he cause pain like that? Being slapped is kinda painful.

 

[LadyDeath]

Yeah but god wud never slap anyone.....

 

[Splash]

first i'd be like WTF!!! :icon_eek:

and then i'd be like you really do exist :icon_eek:

and then i'd be like WTF! :icon_eek:

 

[odinson]

I woulda call meh mummy........nobody slappin she big son......lol

 

[-Kevin-]

I Would Take The Slap.. And I Wouldnt Even Ask Why He Slapped Me.. Cuz You Shouldnt Question God..

 

[LadyDeath]

If God slapped me i would be in the hospital lol

 

[Wyspa]

first i'd be like WTF!!! :icon_eek:

and then i'd be like you really do exist :icon_eek:

and then i'd be like WTF! :icon_eek:

LOL.....LOL...LOL......RLMAO!!! :Yea:

 

[Wyspa]

*In Cartman's voice from Southpark* I'd be "God dammit" Then I'd start judgement day early. I know he'd prob kick my a$$, so i'll pick on Jesus...

 

[odinson]

gods dont slap gods......lol

 

[LadyDeath]

Hear allure nah but if god really slap some of allure...tears would rool down allure eyes and would probably tell yuh mudda LOL

 

[RauCous]

God is ideologically opposed to slapping people. So its impossible. You have a better chance of being slapped silly by satan.