The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "Ah have to talk to you, yes.It have some Trinis up here in Heaven who causing real problems.
Dey swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn missing,
BBQ sauce and
curry all over dey robe; cow-heel , chicken-foot and pigtail bone all over the streets
of Gold.
Some ah dem walkin around with one wing saying is ah
style, dey late taking turn keeping de stairway to Heaven clean, it have ah setta
watermelon seed all over the clouds and dem, dey only playing
ah setta soca
an dub, some ah dem protesting saying dat they entitled to public holidays
and carnival, an some ah dem ent wearing dey halos, saying it doh
fit with
dey hairstyles."
The Lord said, " I made them special, as I did you, my angel.
Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about
problems,
let's
call up the Devil".
The devil answered the phone, "Hello?" "....wha de......
hole on
a
minute."
The devil returned to the phone and said, " Yeah Lord, wha
yuh
want?"
The Lord replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are
having down
there. The devil said, "Ooohh... hole on... hole on" and put the
Lord on
hold. After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said "Eh heh... what it is yuh ask meh jus now?"
The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down
there?" The devil said, "Buh eh eh....look, hole on again fuh
meh...."
This time the devil was gone for 15 minutes. The devil returned andsaid, "Look I sorry eh, but I cyah talk to yuh right now nah. Dem Trinis
and dem
put out de fire again, and now dey installing air
conditioning in
meh
place".
Dey swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn missing,
BBQ sauce and
curry all over dey robe; cow-heel , chicken-foot and pigtail bone all over the streets
of Gold.
Some ah dem walkin around with one wing saying is ah
style, dey late taking turn keeping de stairway to Heaven clean, it have ah setta
watermelon seed all over the clouds and dem, dey only playing
ah setta soca
an dub, some ah dem protesting saying dat they entitled to public holidays
and carnival, an some ah dem ent wearing dey halos, saying it doh
fit with
dey hairstyles."
The Lord said, " I made them special, as I did you, my angel.
Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about
problems,
let's
call up the Devil".
The devil answered the phone, "Hello?" "....wha de......
hole on
a
minute."
The devil returned to the phone and said, " Yeah Lord, wha
yuh
want?"
The Lord replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are
having down
there. The devil said, "Ooohh... hole on... hole on" and put the
Lord on
hold. After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said "Eh heh... what it is yuh ask meh jus now?"
The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down
there?" The devil said, "Buh eh eh....look, hole on again fuh
meh...."
This time the devil was gone for 15 minutes. The devil returned andsaid, "Look I sorry eh, but I cyah talk to yuh right now nah. Dem Trinis
and dem
put out de fire again, and now dey installing air
conditioning in
meh
place".