when u know its time to diet

[silver_psycho]

1: wen your phone number and weight are the same
2: wen dey ask u to leave an all you can eat restaurant
3: u seem to only attract elephants
4: air line will take your luggage but suggest you go by train
5: weight watchers insist you leave by the back door
6: d only excercise u get is jogging to kfc
7: d sign in the drug store says no group discounts
8: your lunch bucket has wheels

 

[RauCous]

LOL Jogging to KFC!!
When it easier to roll down a hill that to walk up it?

 

[Wyspa]

You know it's time to diet when:-

You step on a digital scale, and it reads.."one at a time please".

 

[madsuya]

and u know its time to diet when........................ur can't c ur knee!!!

 

[Resha]

when the zip bust off the pants when yuh already iron it...

 

[admin]

When you can't make it up the hill and you foot weighing like a ton omg

 

[LadyDeath]

You have love handles when you wear you favourite pair of jeans

 

[madsuya]

u know.........wen ur man tells u "gul ah feel yuh pick ur daughter clothes by mistake yes"

 

[silver_psycho]

wen u step on a scale and it says to be continued

 

[Wyspa]

When you're banned from using the company's elevator.

 

[Wyspa]

When you're banned from using the company's elevator.

 

[madsuya]

When all the taxi drivers tell you their car full up!

 

[madsuya]

wen some one call out to u an....wen yuh turn around ...dey say.."shit sorry ah take yuh for someone else yes"

 

[TFM]

when you are asked to buy two seats on a plane

 

[andre]

When d back seat of ah taxi missing 2 and when yuh jump in d driver pull out

 

[LadyDeath]

when you start seeing an extra belly in the back of your belly eww

 

[admin]

When you have more tires than a car it self

 

[TFM]

When you lose things in your fat folds.

 

[madsuya]

wen yuh self esteem low an yuh appetite on overdrive!!!

 

[Resha]

When its around Carnival time....When you want to fit into that sexy dress....When its a competion..