Wheyyyy one more factor to take into consideration when buying pants. Sigh. I had one pair of cargo pants. It picked itself up and ran away one day. My remaining pants can't fit anything due to zero pockets, ridiculously placed/sized pockets, or not enough pockets in convenient places. That would actually be an interesting advertising concept.
Introducing: the new pocket-sized electronic device. Does everything your current device can do, but smaller than the palm of your hand. Even fits in women's jeans. *the world's jaw drops*