Some West Indian Jokes

[LadyDeath]

Here's Some West Indian Jokes I Got From A Friend

3 West Indians And The Waiter

Three buddies talking bout if they in they casket and friends and family are mourning over them, what they would like to hear them say 'bout them?

The first fella say, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor, and a great family man."

The second fella say, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who mek a huge difference in the children of tomorrow."

The third fella say, "I would like to hear them say......LOOK DEY, HE MOVING!!!!!"

 

[admin]

AHHAHAH lol weird but cool

 

[LadyDeath]

A Mental Test

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they
were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna
promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim
out.

When the medical director became aware of Edna's heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as he now considered her to be mentally stable.

When he went to tell Edna the news he said, "Edna, I have good news and
bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able
to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindness. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."


Author unknown

 

[mrkinky]

2 window runnin a race...the loser started complain of bias and cheating ...so teh window dat won turned to the loser and said I-WIN-DOH!!!!

 

[EmpireKing]

MrKinky....FAIL!!!!



Karina....HAHAHAHA....d second one iz rel kixx

 

[mrkinky]

ahahahahahahahahhahaa good one !!good one!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[RauCous]

Well that was mean... you wicked EK lol
That casket one was the best for me yes!