wen u step on a scale and it says to be continued

1: wen your phone number and weight are the same 2: wen dey ask u to leave an all you can eat restaurant 3: u seem to only attract elephants 4: air line will take your luggage but suggest you go by train 5: weight watchers insist you leave by the back door 6: d only excercise u get is jogging to...

you ppl know the 2 great games super mario bros well imagine how it would b if dey both come together check it out OBGbc325S9I

i was gonna say in a church but karrie already have dat so i gotta say at ur grandmothers house

my cell phone lol

oh well d model is a nokia either 5131 or 5130 express music right now the situation kinda have me ticked off a lil cuz jus like some posted the topic "whats your latest hooker" trust me my phone... major hooker lol

yo friday gone my phone did drop and my screen did break inside. monday i did went to d repair shop dey say d man was off check back today i come back and dey say d man eh comin back till friday i gone and check all over d place and well nobody eh have d screens. i doh know if any1 know where...

yeah i used to watch it but i get fed up of that madness

WORD!

LMFAO

dem doz com wit all kinda talk bout how it started wen gasses colide and explode. (HOG WASH!) even if thats true where did the gas come from to colide and explode?

WOAH I HEAR YOU GIRL LOL

God DID ...DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yo wispa, admin wot all yuh ppl really ah deal with doh mind it lil better late dan never, if d date pass and yuh feelin a how to say merry Christmas, seasons greetings still acceptable

yeah glad you like it. What part do you like best?

I'm wishing you a great season...one that's safe, cheerful and prosperous for you and your family. hopefully the three women of enchantment will surround your household 10 fold, they are HOPE, JOY and FAITH. Merry Christmas my friends

you know when i first head a movie coming out named avatar i was expecting the bald kid a purple arrow on his head but wen i see dem blue whatever they are i wanted to know waht was dat anyway?

thats right RauCous, you know it. now before i post part 2 1st i wanna let you all know that i improved this one to be easier read than the first on so no need to go full screen and 2nd sorry for d late post ... AGAIN... our net did break down the week i promised to post it. >:( any way my net...

thats right sita. dem scientists only doing all kinda things to dis credit God. ah tell yuh dey sick too bad you know

um... created by God DUH !!! evolution is a total fake except maybe in the world of pokemon